"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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