return my video game
I wanna passion pit in your ass
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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