hell yes lets make some ravioli
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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