Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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