I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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