how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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