then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My friends, they love my intelligence
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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