I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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