I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Vodka?
Forever.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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