why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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