just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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