idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just invented taco cereal.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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