This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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