Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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