I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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