Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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