his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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