Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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