And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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