Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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