No more Irish car bombs ever.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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