maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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