Dual....:-)
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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