question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
