FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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