The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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