So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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