My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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