i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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