I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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