i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You've changed since you got that strap on
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