Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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