i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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