return my video game
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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