I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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