U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
im holly from the hills drunk
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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