Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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