what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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