I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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