He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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