your thong is hanging out like whoa
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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