Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
we're so committed to being not committed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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