hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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