Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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