I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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