Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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