I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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