do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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