I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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