Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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