Can i not drive my cunt home
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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