I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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