My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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