I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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