You just made me feel so damn special
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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