that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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