spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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